“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure you are not in fact surrounded by azzholes.”

A. I’m bored and that’s why I don’t leave the house. I’m enjoying being lazy and venting on PC all day. My FOO are F’d up and we’ve had a falling out. None of us will ever call each other again. It’s not just me! My husband has a huge problem relating with me and I do as well with him. It’s not just me!

B. I am a Cluster B, but it’s still not just me! After spending years (as Mom says), “looking up my own azz”, I identify with every MI and disorder here short of schizophrenia.