Anybody who is anybody
Gets into that sh&t hole
Excuse for a college.
Fred was just like Goose.
When I texted him
One night asking him
What had he been up to
My neighbour leant me
A film to watch, was relaxing
All he put back was
That is a sh&te film.
Ok so what are you up to
Then I just deleted it.
That was Goose.
Reggie did not get it.
His full surname ends in civic.
She found out before me.
And a woman I was
Seeing years ago
Was the same. I sure
Can pick them.
I said a band were legends
When they popped
Up on my play list
And I thought they
Would know who they were
As they were not
Really the musical type.
And there reply on
Our online conversation
Came back - they are sh^te,
I have work to do.
All different ex's same
Glutton for punishment.
Maybe I will find someone
Who appreciates me.
But I am no spring
Chick anymore and
I worry about being
Alone. On the scrap heap.
Where my family have
Left me in the past.
Its not an alien feeling.