I keep trying to read it and it pisses me off. I think it's a lot of hooey. And according to the book, that makes me unenlightened.

I know I'm smarter than Oprah and she thinks it's the bees knees. (Where did that come from?) So, I'm pretty sure she's faking it. Some people think if they don't understand something, it must be pretty great.

I threw the book across the room.