Woah did you roll
Out of the wrong side
Of the bed. No
Getting up at 4am
Is a bit of a shock
For my body seeing
As I go to bed between
One and three usually.
But do not tell b^gger lugs.
It is ok I did not
Tell him abour you
Nearly fainting in H.E.
There is always something
Up with Laura says Patrick.
And I shake my hand
To let her know it is
Ok that he overheard.
Mm scones hot
Fresh off the press.
And complain about
Him at a later date
Prying into things
That people don't
Wish him a part of.