well.... years... and years ago.... my husband.. now ex... and I were kayking... downstream in a river...so... we came to the spot where.. we were to get out... and... as we got out and carried the kayak up the steep embankment.. and to the top..

my ex- as we turned teh boat over.. said.. oh look... there's leeches.. on the bottom..

and I had a huggggggggeeeeeeeeee panic attack.... in front of everyone.. I stripped... and......... ahhhhhhhhhh no.. I did not have on a bathing suit... and I was so panic stricken.. that I kept turning around and around... trying to see my back... and everywhere... just to make sure.. there were none on me...

so... it took forever..for me to put my clothes back on... because I was in a full blown panic attack...couldn't breathe... could... think...

I still can't laugh about it.... though... my ex thinks it the most hystrical story ever.... 20 some years later...