I'm still lying. Have you seen my profile lately?

-I am 37.
-I am single.
-I am semi retired, volunteer at local pet shelter.
-I am a multi millionaire.
-I hold 34 patents.
-I own three homes - one on the beach, one in the mountains, and a townhouse in the city.
-I have a BA in philosophy, an MA in physics, and a PhD in World Affairs.
-I speak four languages - English, Italian, French, and Latin.
-I am 6'1" about 180 lbs, blue eyes, curly brown hair.
-I finished third in the Ironman Triathlon.....would have finished first but my bike crashed into a pineapple cart.