How about the new restaurant called 'Karma". There is no menu. You 'get what you deserve'.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill scrabble letters on the road. I asked him 'What's the word on the street?'

Did you hear about the actor who fell though the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats

lol, I am so easily amused