A girlfriend of mine used to say to me, "...but its your MOTHER!" I finally figured out that was supposed to mean something like, "thats who got up when you were sick in the middle of the night, thats who changed your diaper, thats who toilet trained you, thats who comforted you when..., that who advised you when..., thats who stood by your side when..."

Well, if none of that happened, then... what does it mean, thats your mother? She hatched me.