See I am a huge fan of having people in my life who, erm, want to go SIM card shopping with me. Because then everybody knows what the deal is and everybody gets what they want.

But if I'm going on a proper date it feels different somehow. I mean, it's 2018; if you want to bang a stranger, open up Tinder and find an enthusiastically consenting partner. Why bother buying me coffee and chatting me up if what you actually want is a damn SIM card, not to meet someone you might eventually want to be in a relationship with? THERE IS A SIM CARD STORE RIGHT OVER THERE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN IT DOES NOT SELL WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY.

*harumph*