so one year on my birthday a friend of mine decided to trick me (just to see my reaction)

all year I'd wanted this new phone and so she gave me a present which turned out to be a single chocolate bar.

I went to hug her and thank her for the gift and she's like I know it's not much, but are you okay with that?. I'm like sure sure, it's fine

and I went off in silence

later she came to me with a big box and said this is your real present

and it was the phone

just goes to show I'm satisfied with anything