I forgot to mention I got my son a very expensive kitchen knife with a special sharpener because he cooks a lot. And other stuff. I was just mentioning the socks for this thread.

But I really cannot imagine anyone so greedy that they would put down a perfectly okay gift of socks.

I hate this greedy culture and this ****ing greedy consumer holiday with all the freaking stupid Santas and elves and reindeer and awful garish colors the whole thing sucks.

I'm oughta here until the new year.

SorryShaped...high five, brah! Sock smooches!