I can’t wait to get home to new cat. Info:

1. Full cleavage on display. Some kind of star pendant was bouncing around on top but couldn’t penetrate the valley of the dolls, they were so pushed together.
2. I had to tell her how to say “monosyllabic.”
3. I told her I hadn’t paid much attention to my appearance the past few years—didn’t buy new clothes except stuff like jeans, abandoned style, wore only basic makeup, etc.—and I wanted to change that but was having trouble getting started. She suggested an “experiential” session at the nearby mall to get my makeover started. [ETA: she would be coming too.]
4. She asked if she could give me a Christmas hug. God help me, I said yes. Stiffest one-armed hug ever. Got an immediate headache that’s still with me.