I can hear a lot of chat about snacks, but to be honest, you all sound like amateurs. I have not heard a single thing said about Cheesy Footballs. C'mon, get a grip, it's the festive season!! Cheesy Footballs in a drum! A drum!!

And what is all this **** about Maltesers when there are Chocolate Oranges on the shelves?!

No wonder you are all in therapy. The bloody Americans probably have no idea what I am even talking about.