It took me almost the entire hour since writing the above, but I've just finished the works:

Full shower
Washing and super conditioning hair
Shaving the works
Facial cleansing
Foot pumice
Ears
Nails
Eye brows
Full body and face moisturizing
Super cleaning/flossing of teeth

My hair is combed and scrunched with hair product. I let it air dry since it's curly. Will defuse dry, if necessary. I'm also doing laundry.