my mom tells people I work as a lawyer (I think she does it because she's ashamed I can't work)

well she'd just told one of her friends about this, theresa

so she came in and goes to me- your mom tells me you had a busy day today being a lawyer, what cases did you settle?, and was it hard work?

I was speechless

A, I know nothing about law, so wouldn't have been able to answer the question anyway

B, even if I could work, I'd doubt I would want to be a lawyer (I always wanted to be a vet)

I sat their for like 10 minits in silence, then just told her look theresa, I'm not a lawyer- my mom's got it all wrong

in sted of understanding she lifted her hand and punched me in the face and called me a liar

I'm just glad I didn't start lying about law cases... I wouldn't have had a clue