There are some similarities, actually.

Since my doctor’s you-have-too-much muscle speech, I got a smart scale that measures fat and muscle percentage as well as weight. It has its own app, but it also syncs with the Apple Health app that comes with my phone. Except something got lost in translation, and the Apple Health app says I weigh 500 lbs., 300 of them muscle mass.

Needless to say that’s nowhere near right.