I usually say I'm a vet.

haha- I know it's a bit of a lie (well, a lot of a lie), but saying I'm a professional coutch potato wouldn't go down too well. most of the time people don't find out I'm not a vet anyway, they find out I'm mentally ill and no longer care what I am- because they run away.

the question I hate is: what is your future plans?



but I can't say that- so I usually say.. well, I don't know- which, I suppose, is a valid answer anyway- I mean who knows what the future holds?

another question I hate is

" so what did you do last night?"

most nights it's the same.. sitting on a chair in front of a computer rambling to someone about how unfair life is and how unwell I am. I don't go out to nightclubs or out to eat, I don't even go to see friends.. with that said that's the one thing I can't lie about, I just have to say.... nothing, and you?

I'm lucky in some respects I don't have any friends- who would want to be friends with someone like myself