i've thought of something i wish for but am too embarrassed tell you about: i wish you'd call me 'honey.' not in a romantic way (though i dunno -- is really a romantic use of the term outside of general familiarity and affection?) but in the way that, like, my awkward but good-hearted sixth grade teacher did once when he thought I was ill.

that being said, if you ever actually did that i'd leap away and never come back because it would creep me the hell out. yet somehow i wish it anyway.

(i suppose this doesn't really require a trigger i just feel awfully small about this and wanted to hide)