Laura doesn't drink much
But when she does she
Can drink like a fish.
My red head friend joked.
My friends were not
Exactly well off.
And one time two
Men took a shine to us
And sat at our table.
I was just underage
Only been out
A handful of times.
It was early on in
The evening and the
Pub was quiet. The
One speaking to me
Was the oldest son
Of the bar owner.
He bought me about
Six drinks before my
Pal announced we were
Needed elsewhere and
I did not give the man
My number while my pal
Drags me out the pub
And says it's part of the Fun.
I felt a bit cheap that I
Let him buy me drinks,
Then took off without
Even giving him my number.
I felt like a mooch and was a,
Bit ashamed of my etiquette.
Swindling drinks then
Leaving him high and dry.
Not ladylike whatsoever.
When I was at a boyfriends
His parents gave me
Two four pack of breezers.
We went to watch bands
Playing at the hall in his village.
And at breakfast they
Said that I must have
Shared them at the party
Seeing as there was eight.
I drank them all. Plus more.
So I lied about the
Amount I drank .