I was doing reasonably well (got my 2 cymbidiums watered and fed) until there was this little knock on the door, and then ding-dong.

Sometimes I answer, sometimes I don't, but this time I figured I had better face up to it. And it was? Two Jehovah's Witnesses, dressed in black.

I shook my head and somewhat politely sent them on their way, but now I feel like crap.