me acting like a mother figure to an overly excited adult

it was classic.

I was like " now now, I know it's tempting to steal the crisps, but let's be good for mommy and then we can go home"

best part was that she thought the whole mommy thing was great and burst out laughing

as I turned to go I was told,

" she needs looking after. she doesn't get out much."

haha. I was amused by the whole encounter

I should add that I was down on her level and from a distance it looked like I was talking to a child.