I was still drunk
I had more than
The pal who
Ignored me on bus.
I decided I would
Practice "breaking my fall."
Like I had been
Doing at the gym.
And of course Freds
Cousin accused me
Of attention seeking.
And I said I am doing judo.
And she said no
Whatever, whatever....
I'm a lumberjack
And I'm all right
I work all day
And I sleep all night.
She really could
Have choked on
Her own vomit.
And I really would
Have put my head
Around the door.
But she must
Have stood up
To try and get
Changed and fell
Onto the floor.