Quote:
Originally Posted by Balthascar810
Why did Fred not get
Mad that his colleague
Was suggesting that
His girlfriend was a hussy?
Fred was the one who
Nearly broke it off
When we first started
Dating because that
Area hit a lull.
I wanted a break,
But Fred said, no,
I can't speak as friends,
I would want more.
All or nothing.
Hats off for his honesty.
If Fred was so ;
"Quick with comebacks."
Then he could have
At least joked:
Steady on, my
Bit of stuff is not
Some kind of nympho.
Fred could not admit
That he was tired,
So instead he let
His wife beater colleague
Believe it was
His "bit of stuff."
Just say no some nights.
It was me who
Would spurn Fred
Before it even got
Off the ground.
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I told Fred that when
I got my blood pressure
Check for the microgynon
That I was advised to take
A three month break.
It was a white lie.
It was him I wanted
A break from. And
When I was putting
His clothes in the
Drawers, I found packets
Of condoms that had
Not been there before.
For a second I thought
Is he cheating? I
Took them and binned
Them and he never
Said a word. Neither
Of us were the
Cheating kind. We were
Both relationship people.
I have never found
Casual encounters fun.
It was not a huge deal.
But was he that desperate
To avoid having kids
That he went straight
Out to buy condoms?
Turns out I had to
Go to A n E that time
Fingers flew, because
I have a slight allergy
To latex. At work
If it was not the
Blue gloves, the white
Ones made my skin
Flare up and crack.