I'm just tired of it all. Every week it the same thing. Yeah, I'm out.

Dramatic reenactment of a typical conversation:

ME:"Hi"
HER:"You're a bastard!"
ME:"What? Why are you being nasty?"
HER:"Oh! So I'm nasty! Could you be any more insulting?"
ME:"But you just called me a bastard for no reason?"
HER:"You ARE a bastard. You do nothing for me. You're abusive!"
ME:"You're the one being abusive by calling me a bastard"
HER:"No I haven't. You're delusional. You're such a liar."
ME:"It's literally written down".
HER:"Well, you should treat me better. Don't you know how hard my life is?"
ME: "Will you calm down?"
HER:"Why should I? I'm sick of you. You're selfish and a narcissist."
ME:"Oh my god! I only said hello."
HER:"Just ignore my issue why don't you. That's it, we're over! Duuuuuumped!"
ME: "Sigh"
HER:"I'm going to go out and find someone who's worthy of me. I've reopened my dating profile. Me and my friend are going out to the pub now that we're two single ladies."
ME:"Psycho. Do the world a favour and kill yourself."
HER:"And you say that you're not abusive. lolololololololol"