I'm sorry that happened to you. Diabetes sucks!
A couple of times I have been afraid to move, for fear that I will fart. I suck in my gut, hold my butt-cheeks together, and try my hardest not to waddle out the door.

It occurs to me that the anu$ is the smartest muscle in the body. It has to express gas while retaining liquid and solid, it has to know whether your pants are up or down, and it has to know whether you are alone or with company. It is one smart muscle!

There, feel better now?

Gretchen