I never spoke about
The house warming polava.
It sounded like an
Eastenders storyline.
More specifically little
Moe and Trevor.
People did speculate
That he was gay.
And the soap storylines
Coincided with their reasoning.
I read what happened
In the soaps in
The t.v. guide every week.
David Platt was violent
And the twist was
He was gay. (He then
Switched back to the home team)
Aaron-Sugdon Dingle
Was also really angry and violent
And the twist was
The same - he was gay.
I gate crashed
Freds sisters room
When I was under
The influence and his
Mum nearly banned
Me from their house.
Which was understandable.
My son's not a Gayboy.
I know I am sorry.
Maybe I won't drink again.
Nope. That thought
Never crossed my mind.
Give up drinking?
I never did something
Illegal did I. Not like
I ever got in a fight.
The planks. That was
High up. That was
In fact very dangerous.
I should have been
Pulled up for that.