I wasn't the one who texted her that. I wouldn't have texted her. She never responds when it's me.

If I was unable to bring myself to shower tomorrow, I was going to wear a hat so she wouldn't be able to tell I hadn't been showering. I didn't smell or anything since it's winter and my roommate has for once not been blasting the heat. So she wouldn't have heard about it from me. Although I guess the ends of my hair would have eventually become greasy. Maybe after the second week.