Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

Chuck Norris doesn't cut "Z's"; he just simply knocks
"N's" over

Chuck Norris flies twice as fast as a speeding bullet, just so he can upstage Superman. That's because he is "Fly"

Chuck Norris is the only person to win an Olympics Gold Medal in swimming without getting wet.

Why did the Chicken really cross the road?

To get away from Chuck Norris.