I Don't believe those apply to thyself.
But I'm from another planet. Where everybody has bipolar. But me.

What's really great about bipolar is that it keeps you wondering.
I'm I?. Is it possible?. Nah. Well, maybe. I'm different. Is that bipolar?.

Then one day you stop caring about it.
Then, and only then, you start living your own life. Not a stereotype.
And really accepting who, and what you are.

I recon I get away with stuff others can't.
I've always worked for myself. Sans a year, that I worked as a rep for Prudential.
One week you're a hero. The next, a bum. I got bored.

Besides, I'm retired. And old. I can get away with almost anything, hehe.
Worst that can happen is to be considered delusional. So?.
Do they pay my rent?.

Cheers.