I thought I could hear the sea if I put sea shells to my ear. I later found out it was just the blood rushing to my head.

I thought the song ‘Macho Man’ was called ‘Nacho Man’

In 1998, I saw my cousin watching TV and for some reason I thought she was recording live TV, and then was rewinding it, the way we can today. For years I believed she had a magic TV.

What is yours?