I just sold a tansu which turns out to be infested with termites. The Oahu go-to tactical termicide fipronil, which exterminators advertise as safe as brown sugar, is so carcinogenic that it's been banned in China, a ten million square kilometer Superfund site. If China thinks it's dangerous, it must be very dangerous.



Fipronil



China

Meanwhile, I'm dealing with a conspicuous personal grooming crisis.

My eyebrows look like Brezhnev's:



Brezhnev('s eyebrows)

Which crisis should I address first?