Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:

In all the years I have dealt with mental health professionals, and for all of them I've seen, inpatient and out, not ONE has ever dx'd me with ANY personality disorders. Nor do I really fit any of these. But it was amusing anyway.