LOL Please! Come get her! I'm willing to bet you'll want to return her in about six months, though.
Wonder how you would deal with her abusive daughter when she comes to stay for a week or so? The old lady turned her in to Senior Abuse and didn't get anywhere with it. Not sure who was full of bull there.
You'll get a real kick out of her stories about her dad.

She can tell a good story but about after the third time you hear it, it gets old.

She'll swear to you she's never told you that one before even if you stay one step ahead of her in the story.
It's not all bad but I can't deal with the trigger.
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