I am a little nervous
Tomorrow I have
A counsellor and I
Agreed to let the
Student sit in with them.
Trouble is ...a BIG conundrum.
I spoke about my old coach
Last week and I
Think I know the student,
And I don't want
To be called a liar
Because it is true.
They told my ol'mum
I was talented and
Then told my boyfriend
That I was not
Good enough for him.
I think I will phone up
And feign an illness.
Thank god I never
Told them that he
Told my pal that
He hoped someone
Gave me a good seeing to,
Which translates as sex.
He told the whole town,
That I needed a good filling in.
Which also translates as sex.
Nobody said he was out of order.
I had a boyfriend at the time.
Wonders will never cease.