Zuma:You trying to be cool as ever?
Me: Sorry I fell asleep during
The devil wears prada.
Zuma: Makes a change
From the bathroom floor.
Me: You have a good voice of reason,
Did you get your i-pod going?
Zuma: kerb crawler! You are
Not that hard up are you fleetwood?
Not even wearing a skirt,
For easy access. Get him a refund!
Me: voice of reasonable doubt.