The fish tank was
Cool to start with
But the more exotic
Fish that arrived, the
More it began to
Smell a little when
You went past it.
Me: We could get a
Cat or dog?
Fred: You have to house
Train them and
AIC, Scooby Doo.
Too much hassle.
Spend my hard
Earned dosh on
Some stupid moggy,
Injections and sh^t
And have to get
Vet insurance. What
If the car gets "pranged?"
Me: All you care about
Is that damn car!