I gave him a slap
On the back.
I was not ready to
Go to a busy place.
Fred complained about
Me falling asleep
When we went a drive.
I had just started tablets.
He said I was a cow.
And before we went
On the rink he said
That he could not
See us having
A future together
If we did nothing physical
After I said I
Was not in the
Mood for hand holding
And his mind
Jumped to the bedroom.
So I lost it in public.
That was not me,
Causing a scene.