If you shake a baby, it might poop its pants. If you shake an adult, it might punch you in the face. I dislike them equally
Do roosters know that not everyone loves cocking, doodling doo
Er, I take that back- I love roosters no matter how much cocking, doodling they do
Most frustrating part of my life is not being able to open a bag of chips or unscrew a juice bottle - thats a joke