You know that saying "two birds with one stone"? Well, two birds with one car today. They bounced off my windshield and went over the top of my car. Then the person behind me ran them over. Poor birdies. R.I.P. birds.

idk what the hell they were thinking. They saw me coming with my car! I swear they're like squirrels where they just jump out across the street without looking. Didn't mama bird teach you to look both ways before you cross the street?

Anyway, feeling pretty good today. Got excessive sleep, but I'm doing well. It's that time of month, though. ick. Came about 5 days late. I was hoping I'd miss it altogether, but nope.