ok, this is soooo not cool

I keep going back and forth between constipation and diarrhea. I was constipated because I didn't go to the bathroom for 5 days, and I finally went today and it all ended up being diarrhea... and lots of it (TMI, I know). It makes me nauseous. And the same thing happened last week.

I'm glad I'm working from home today because this diarrhea stuff is annoying. I don't know what causes it, but obviously something unhealthy is going on. I think it's something I'm eating.