I was under the impression
That I was signing
My induction papers
And watching Videos.
I never realised
The trial was
Straight afterwards.
Thank god I had
A sizable hoodie
And stretchy jeans on.
The socks with skirt -
I was in a rush.
And the other time
I walked in my trainers
And got my socks wet.
So I came onto
The floor with
A millimetre of skin
Between my trousers
And shoes and
The manager giggled.
So I bought some
New ones. My hair?
Was wind swept.
Calm down dear.
I was always so busy back then.