There is only so much I can do to help myself. So I'm going to help other people for the next little while and not post so much about myself. You can say "Ouch" in only so many ways. Besides, my pain's the worst kept secret among my net friends.
If there is a change in my status, I will let you know, though Father Lindsay is getting me $25 worth of pain-relieving cream to try out. That man's done more to try to alleviate my pain than the doctors.

I owe him a cake.