Life's a beach then
You marry one.
I know my ol'mum
Lets her belly rumble
And she would never
Have won parent
Of the year award.
But I witnessed
You first hand and
Your snide remarks.
I believe you took
Your anger at life and
Your terrible luck
Out on her and that
Was why she went
Out all the time.
It was not easy
To sit in your
Company all the time.
That was why I
Went up to the bedroom.