What did your ol'dear
Call you when she tried
To get past with the
Wash basket again?
Cack handed? No.
Bone idle?. No.
Ignorant? That's the one.
What did she call my mum?
She is a b$$$. Do not listen.
A snob, but I know she isn't and
Is just a touch shy
And tee total.
I wish my parents were
Tee total at times.