So let's just some things aren't working for me as they could... so I was searching the internet for memes (okay, let's put my behaviorism down and say 'Science memes' to be more precise) and... before posting the picture. I want to tell you some words of experience.
Science taught me to distant myself from emotions, be skeptical -- evidence demanding -- and always adapt to situations. Of course it won't end here. I may even retrogress. Let's just say someone is not talking to me and I am a mentally ill chemist.

Except, 'um' refers to my emotions.