DocJohn calls his wife at work and says, "Honey, please come home and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

His nice wife says, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished, John?"

John, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Nice wife decides to come home and help poor DocJohn with the puzzle. When she walks in, he shows her where he has the puzzle spread all over the table.

She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to him and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

She takes his hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea", and then she sighed, "And now let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".

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