Yes, terrific.

So I go about trying to install them...

Armed with about 5 different instruction booklets (some of the instructions far from clear so multiple sources slightly helpful though also extremely confusing).

Several days later:

We have progressed to 'MinionPro Symbol. sty not found'.

Hmm.

Someone says that you need to install the MinionPro Symbol package in order to be able to use the MinionPro Font package.

Aargh.

Installing the MinionPro Symbol package...

We have progressed to h\bar command already defined.

I wonder what package I need to install now????

Aargh.

Hint: When people tell you some installation is 'not trivial' and look at you skeptically: Don't take it as a challenge!

At least... Not if you are me...