1. The fact that you were still somehow under that impression even though I told you that that wasn't what my doc said makes me feel good. I know it shouldn't. I know it's not a compliment. But it means that based on appearance you find it plausible/likely.
2. Why were you thinking about me/my childhood while shaving this morning?? Do you think about me outside of the office often? Do razors just remind you of me? (Ok, that last part is a joke, but the question still stands)