I bring -

Humor
Talent
A soft side
Toughness when necessary
Intelligence
Commitment
Money management (my wife *sucks* with money )
Passion
A love of life
Curiosity
Yelling at the TV
Cooking

OK......let's balance the scales. What I don't bring -

Patience
Predictability
Driving safety
Personal safety (just broke my ribs climbing a mountain)
Logic
A stable past
Career path
A complimentary personality
Conversation