Open my eyes.

Seriously though ... washroom.

I know it wasn't actually asked -- but what the hey -- my morning routine is:

0. Deal with emergency if needed (e.g. Farm animal problem, Sump pump failure, Water failure, Power failure, Out of furnace fuel, Out of chocolate)
1. Washroom. (Toilet. Shave. Wash/Shower.)
2. Back to bedroom. (Get dressed. Make bed. Find eyeglasses. No longer on meds.)
3. Check my plans for the day
4. Check email
5. Light breakfast (Takes me time before my stomach is ready)
6. Ponder the fact that I can't stand coffee
7. Brush teeth, mouthwash
8. Never watch the news